Monday, December 18, 2006

Failed Gender Test

So this poor Indian athlete failed a gender test at the Asian Games recently.

I remember having to study real hard for my gender test. I spent quite a bit of money on pre-Gender Test tutoring, hoping that passing it would help me get a scholarship to the prestigious Girl State University. I can remember the few nights beforehand I spent cramming, trying to keep the facts straight about dress sizes, wedding planning, and sandal etiquette. It was hell. I think I went through a case of Jolt cola that night trying to stay alert.

That morning at the test, I was so scared! The multiple choice parts were killers! I mean how many shades of skirts go well with a pair of silver Manolos?! What is the income cut-off for a prospective husband if you are aspiring to be a trophy wife? Needless to say, after the carnage was over, I think I scraped by with a D+ and had to settle for a budget community college.

So be sure to pass your gender test if you ever have to take one!

5 comments:

kaj;dkjf; said...
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kaj;dkjf; said...

You know what? I say we do *political* tests too. Anyone that tests socially conservative gets to choose between being drawn and quartered or flogged to death.

Anonymous said...

I failed the gender test too. =( Stupid trick question about whether "Do these jeans make me look fat" is a valid inquiry or a cruel joke to play on one's mate.

The answer? It's both.

nexy said...

heh, i just refused to take the dumb test.

Tabitha Hawk said...

that's awesome, I think I would fail too, for some reason I do better with other girls clothes then mine own.